Master P - Dope Man lyrics

Don't try this at home if you ain't no real hustler I'm like Betty Crocker in the kitchen The Ice Cream Man back, you lil' boys been f**in the game up But just watch and listen and you might get paid [Chorus: repeat 2X] Dope man, dope man - yeah that's me I can flip a half an ounce to a quarter ki' Dope man, dope man - yeah that's me I used to slang in the hood now I'm on TV [Master P] The first lesson in the cookin of dope You need water, bakin soda, P-12 and a stove Take a mayonnaise jar, put it in the pot Pour some cold water on it before the gla** pop You see some liquid yeah don't po' that out Because that's the type of sh** gon' get you a car or a house I mean, shake it up 'til the sh** turn white And don't sell to no snitches cause that's 20 to life You can't trust nobody, not even your boo You got one pistol? Man get you three or two You can find us on the corner, man sellin that cream And we don't f** with no weed 'less it's purple or green [Chorus] [Master P] I done made a lil' money and it's time to invest I bought some chrome spinnin shoes man the size of Shaq The Caddy needed paint so I dipped it in candy Put some ice on my wrists like I'm goin to the Grammy I'm a country boy so let the truth be told The last couple of these I brought a couple of gold I went to the club, got a couple of hoes Call me Ghetto Bill, I'm tryin to flip me a roll Handle that rock like I'm goin to the pros I got boys that'll tag ya toe Send money to the pen my homies doin the {?} I got it for 16-5 if you lookin for coke [Chorus] [Master P] I heard a couple of homies snitchin, they didn't want to go to jail Now you done changed my life, seen my boy get k**ed No mo' standin on the block with them nickels and dimes Ready to take it to the streets with these gangster rhymes I told Drumma, man mix me a beat We in the club shorty feelin the freaks I'm in the hood or I'm on TV You can't mention the South 'less you mention me Cause I'm the n***a put the Ice Cream in the dope game I'm the n***a put the UNNNNGH in the rap game I'm the first motherf**er to say "hot boy" And I could never fall off, cause I'll go back to slangin rocks boy I taught the world how to do dat dere So stop hatin man, I mean you right there I'm like, bad gra** I ain't goin nowhere It's the New No Limit shorty this is our year [Chorus]