Masta Rigamortice - Weird World lyrics

[Intro] ( Master!!!...will you please forgive me for having to fight you?) ( Buddhas name be praised, Mr. ???, your not my student any more, so dont call me master. I don't acknowledge it. The reason i come here is to return the Ei Ching manual to the shaolin temple, also i must ask you, refrain from violence, stop all this fighting...) ( Abbot, surely you remember the time my master came to you at shaolin and you k**ed him!?!? i only pretended to become a monk, to steal the book. i only wanted to avenge my master, and prove we lamas are superior. i've worked all my life for this. you can't talk me into giving up no matter what you say.) (Bless you...Bless you, shaolin monks and lamas are both Buddhist, why do we always have to fight each other?) (No more talk, im gonna beat you!) [Verse 1] "this world is so weird full of violence and d** Like d**h notes with anthrax not kisses and hugs Suggestive themes that get exorbed like a sponge My minds warped cuzz im forced to contort with guns I preach to the streets like world peace Plant seeds that bare fruit cuzz i smoke green Roots deep as i roam the earth with cement feet Vice grip on the mic testing, testing Check 1-2, you better lace ya shoes before ya trip Fall off the edge of the world and get caught in a glitch Pay attention to what goes on around you It'll be found that the darkness now surrounds you Whats that sound dude, just that n***a Rigamortice Hard a** nails braking blocks like Chuck Norris Ya soft as co*k so i tear it up in small portions f** the cops as i regulate by extortion My clicks tight all brute and armed forces Invade ya fortress, behead the king and mutilate the horses Of course my masta plan is to leave you source less On sum blood and gore sh**" [Bridge] "nobody cares were all gonna die life isnt fair you may as well commit suicide, where will ya, where will ya you run to, where will ya where will ya where will ya go Nobody cares were all gonna die life isnt fair you may as well commit suicide If i was you id mother f**ing k** my self If i was you id mother f**ing k** my self Dont do this at home If i was you id mother f**ing k** my self Yo, if i was you i would really think about k**ing my self" The sky is coming... What a strange name for the light... The enlightened one Yo, check it out, check it out" [Verse 2] "f** a superstar call me aurora borealis 808 hitting hard straight disturbing the balance I'm fasting from human flesh converted to a life of silence If you push the wrong bu*ton ittl be followed by sirens A lunatic wit a 9 iron Get you wit an uppercut and leave you sky diving Like asking for forgiveness When you know for a fact that you'll sin again Ill slap you out ya socks and help you up like a gentle man know take a sip from the flask that i carry venom in Taste like cinnamon ya sippin' on d**h That's a strong brew you feel that rip in ya chest I matter of fact if i was you id put a gun to my head Lick shots non stop like war in Iraq This is Masta Rigamortice f** a government tag Im super human in the realm of mortal combat Bombs over bagdad wheres the cash at I'm that n***a come sicka' then Vietnam flash backs Say my name in vain and you'll get back slap Like FEMA i leave you floating down the river Make you n***as shiver b**h i'm a goddamn k**a' with this rap sh** 150 n blood wit sum acid tablets In my neck of the woods ya might get ya a** kicked So stop rapping Cuzz who's motherf**ing checks is ya cashing I stay fresh so it might be ya b**h that i'm smashing Like ninja a**asin i make blood splashing When im pa**ing thru Keep ya mouth shut n***a whos asking you Ya better recluse" [in ya mother f**ing face b**h]