Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen - If We Ran The Navy lyrics

If we were the captain you will know what we'd do We'd make a few changes we'd bend a few rules If they put us in charge, what a difference we'd make We'd soon have this crew in tip-top-ship-shape Chorus: If we ran the Navy you'll know what we'd do We'd make a few changes and bend a few rules That's the least we could do The food in the Navy you might say it's all right We'd make Tuesdays our own pizza night And when we're at sea, why drive this so slow? Get out the skis see how fast we can go Chorus And what's with those pants? Bellbottoms indeed! They went out with disco and treed We need to look stylish when we visit strange ports Nothing too flashy in green neon shorts Chorus A few simple changes is all we'd make Did we mention each meal would be full of fun cake? The paint on the ship it's the least we can do Let's change from gray to red, white, and blue If we ran the Navy you'll know what we we'd do We'd make a few changes and bend a few rules That's the least we could do ho ho ho ho hooooo That's the least we could do