Martyn Joseph - Celebrity lyrics

I'm a celebrity, tousled and vivacious I'm a celebrity, publicity voracious I'm a celebrity, a midiocre icon I'm adorable, especially when the mic's on Celebrity, with a pre-nuptial arrangement To be followed by a photo-spread estrangement Fashionably turned out Immaculately churned out Rehab ripe and burned out On a short lease destiny Magazine confessional Vulnerably obsessional An emotional professional Renowned for being me, me, me I'm a celebrity, a surface raconteur I'm a celebrity, RSVP's everywhere I'm a celebrity, attending acting cla**es I'm a lap dog, a poodle for the ma**es Celebrity, with injected lips that pout I am a spiritual, with a cook-book coming out I'm a celebrity, every word is true I'm a celebrity, misquote me and I'll sue I'm a celebrity, with depression, anorexia And a mystery illness which should make me even s**ier Celebrity, with superficial grace Always wearing this mask, that eats the face Fashionably turned out Immaculately churned out Rehab ripe and burned out On a short lease destiny Magazine confessional Vulnerably obsessional An emotional professional Renowned for being me, me, me Celebrity