Martin Birch - Roll Over Vic Vella lyrics

(adaptation of Chuck Berry's "Roll Over Beethoven") Vic: ...well Steve: Oh yeah? Vic: Went down ten feet, got a JCB from the road 'cause my other one wouldn't reach. Dug it out... after ten or fifteen minutes he went back to the hole to check the height... full of water! Must have come from the river, eh? Steve: Dunno...someone must have pissed in it Vic: Say well, f**ing big piss... somebody did Someone: Something you were doing down the Vic: Trying to feed it through the ground, it's like a well. About three feet deep So I....that's right, f**ing John sh** himself. There was soil, it's like quicksand.... he went down there to spread the f**ing soil, and he's sinking in, isn't he. He suddenly reached for the f**ing fork lift and I lifted up he couldn't reach it... he was sh**ting himself. He was just going by the at the end of the boots. He said "I'm f**ing going, I'm going! Just lower the f**ing forklift quick!" And he grabbed hold of it, so I had to lift it up with him hanging on the end of it. Good job he didn't let go otherwise right in the f**ing mud! (Solo: Dave Murray) Gonna write a little letter, gonna mail it to my local MP He's a Maltese man and he's mowing the lawn my way Roll over Vic Vella, give me more bales of hay Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you mow that lawn my way Early in the morning i'm giving you a warning Don't you step on my tractor blades Hey devil he's on the fiddle And he ain't got nothing to lose Roll over Vic Vella, tell the tax man the bad news Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you tell the tax man the news You want to buy a truck and need a new VCR Vic he gonna say he knows where they are Roll over Vic Vella, I see that panda-car (Solo: Dave Murray) Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you play those games with me Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you play those games with me Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you play that game with me