Oh brother I would swap my Wendy House for your spud gun any day Your clothes for my clothes, I can't get mine dirty anyway, you see Your football boots My football knees I hate the shoes they bought for me Inside gets boring but when I showed I had an interest in Rugby They laughed at me Oh sister I would love your Wendy House But I'll keep my spud gun for today They don't hear me either, I can't get a word in edgeways, you see My football boots Your football knees If you're not too cool Come play with me Outside gets boring but when I asked if I could watch Sleeping Beauty They laughed at me But it's alright, when no grown ups are around You can still be Daphne and I'll be Fred