Maros - Pony Swag (Megamix) (Full Version) lyrics

[Intro: Ibringdalulz] I make a reference to the divine nature of this beat... I make shout outs and small talk before the rapping begins but that is what is done in ninety-eight percent of all hip-hop music... haha... oh, god, is that Swagberg? Oh f**... [Intro: Swagberg] Ayo, this joint's called... uh... Pony Swag... [Verse 1: Swagberg] S dot B dot hoppin' on the remix Poppin' at your weak cliques Often nuff with neat spits SoundCloud download limit yo, I reached it You coming at a brony, better be on Mogadish sh** DayGlo swaggin' isn't it wild How I'm Rainbow Dashin' dressin' in style And a pony can make an inner pessimist smile Call me man-kid, damn kid, that's a misdial Pony Swag viral, I'm getting hella ga**ed and Lobbying till Charendoff is set up with an Aston Haters listen up and be ready, this is act one You wack son! I'ma turn a red eye to a black one Anyone say we take a loss or a toss up I'ma make him eat it when I bring it like a potluck Levy, whoever tryna hate now or want what First round get f**ed face-down, plot up [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 2: Maros] I be steppin' so fresh with the flair from Rarity Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly I'm about to toast these letters like Spike Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters Twitch-a-twitch sense, get tense and stand back Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's Pegasus pony, I get so fly Get hype like (YAY) Fluttershy (Swag) Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny Got magic up the flank, how much you wanna wager That Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major Hate all you want you ugly old mule, you're Never gonna be twenty percent cooler [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Break: Ibringdalulz] Well, after what, two months? It's finally here, the Pony Swag megamix, do that remix airhorn! Haha, alright, more rappers than you can count on your fingers... Shoutout to SuperCartoonAddict because she's plain awesome! [Verse 3: Ibringdalulz] Here we go... Nobody told me there's gonna be a round three Swagberg, Maros, and now it got LULZ-y Gotta join now, confound these ponies Makin' me rap about my newfound homies Bronies, everywhere, around you can find 'em Walking, driving, and even buyin' MLP toys in the hot pink aisle and Getting strange stares from stranger's eyes Oh yes, this is the remix Long overdue, I know I made y'all feel sick Anxious, waitin' contemplatin' When would Lulz stop procrastinatin'? Well, the waitin's over, I hand the mic over To fellow bronies, spit their verse once over I know I rhymed "over" with "over" like five times But don't fret, bet you'll be in for a wild ride [Verse 4: Swagberg] Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though f** a f**er saying Faust ever made a whack show Or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose But I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those Slow it down, so far, raps I'm f**ing Kicking hard like apple bucking Even Dash is asking, wondering Who's that man, that Swag is something Come to think of it, I'm very, verily #BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences Don't give a sh** if you care about parity (That's I-T-Y) now I see why They said it was a cartoon I should try Call me Diamond Dog, I'm an iced out, fly Rocking magic-a** raps with the Twilight eyes [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 5: thebigbv20] (Shout out to Gage... Brony 2.0... here we go) Everyone around me's talkin' about ponies Animation, plot, voice actors and comedy All my friends trippin' out and trying to show me I was all "eww" but that was the old me Once I saw the show, I was jumpin' 'round crazily Obsessin' more than my main mane girl, Rarity Lovin' the community, this fandom is crazy Making my mind and clarity go hazy Watching all these videos, got my mind bogglin' Tons of great episodes, I can't stop oglin' Feelin' all the love from all of these bronies The stories, PMVs, slowly takin' over me Hidin' all this pony, cause I'm a bit scared Thinkin' about all the people who would stop and stare But until the day that fact is brought to light I'll be spreading love and tolerance every day and night [Verse 6: BronyMike] Haters of the pony, listen up tight Y'all gaters like Gummy, all bark, no bite You start this show, you'll be up all night As a member of the so-called "sh**ty brony blight" But what do you do if you face a parasprite? Get pissed and they know that they trollin' you right And don't just ignore them, put up a fight Love and tolerate them, and they'll scatter with fright So, ponies: Land of Equestria Co-ruled by Luna and Celestia But if the characters and cuteness ain't impressed ee-ya Well then the action and the jokes'll get the best-a-ya I'm typin' on my comp with my metacarpals 'bout Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash And Derpy Hooves, always mixin' up her parcels [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 7: Prisonfishy] Prisonfishy on the track, make you step back Owlicious, turn ya head around, get ya neck snapped Ponies, swagger up high, I respect that Rep that, brony 'till I die, I protect that Crept that, up outta the bog like a hydra Mess with ponies, I'ma make you sit strange; Lyra Admiras flock to show me their vaginas Get to apple buckin', make fresh apple cider Kickin' in the toy aisle, buyin' up the pink {sh**} Singin' Winter Wrap-Up when I walk out with the pink {sh**} Combin' up the hair when I'm stylin' out the pink {sh**} DWAMN! Repetition when I pink spit Drinkin' that Spiked punch straight out the bottle Secret bu*t Fun when I pop into a plot hole I'ma Photo Finish on yo face like you a model Hoof job, makin' that marshmallow vibrato! [Verse 8: Mic the Microphone] Mic here, people say they wanna roll with me Like fanboys flockin' to the G-A-P Trixie Rhymes so fly, they keep the Wonderbolts lookin' Goodies in the back room, Cupcakes cookin' Twilight, magic got me flustered that I'm so hype Flow right, prankin' on these ponies while I go right Pushin' for the lead cause you know I'm no phony Fightin' for the title of Iron Pony Fly like Derpy, sweet like Bon Bon Show's on, Fashionista got to get her sew on Art of the Dress, indecisive cause I don't know No show, Rarity, pathetic cause she's so low Chillin' in the orchard, sound so Cocher Apple buckin' everywhere, this rap is no joke, sir Fillies with the blank flanks, eager, always gonna say "Cutie Mark Crusaders gonna find their talent someday" [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 9: Circuitfry] Gigabytes of art pics, several days of music KnowYourMeme hits three million views in a tick Even on the media, spreading love is where it's at Blaow! I don't know why I did that Let's have a GET battle with a condition Rhyming to Pony Swag is now your mission Improve style, gotta rap until you GET Multiple numbers, who will take my bet? Here's round two, gonna do with double doubles Give it your best shot by maneuvering trouble You get one little window to take your best shot It takes all the concentration and eyes, no thought Check this GET, they call them consecutives As you can see it goes from nine to seven Followed by a six, so I click, there's a cry In the sky and a name that whispers "that was Circuitfry" [Verse 10: Pogosama] Pogo 'bout to spit hot, self-taught, made to rock Gotta gallop, never trot, hit the spot in Canterlot Bronies all gather round, stomp your hooves to the ground Vibin' to this pony sound, pump the ba** and drop it down Pony Swag we ridin' dirty Cross yo eyes, we gettin' Derpy Gettin' hype for season two, we All lovin' My Little Pony Beat buck on the mic so we can ride tight All night, no end in sight, jam so hot it might ignite Like glowin' eyees of Twilight, Pinkie laugh to stop the fright Dashie, Fluttershy flight, AJ, Rarity, and Spike Gang's all here, the party's bumpin Flanks and rears shake to the ba** thumpin' Celestia's sun, party's over, it's tragic Bronies forever, and Friendship is Magic! [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 11: Cooldog74] About a week ago, ponies was somethin' I didn't know For all I knew, it was just another whack show Now I don't think I could survive Without those ten gigs on my hard drive My favorite pony would have to be Rainbow Dash, world's cutest filly You gotta like her, what's not to love When you look into the sky and see her soarin' above Second on the list scorin' pretty high Would have to be my mane girl Pinkie Pie Not just cause she knows how to giggle at the ghostly It's mostly because she don't party slowly Yo, I'm in the pony zone and I ain't coming alone I've converted seven already I hope you're ready Cause you're gonna join the herd if you haven't already [Verse 12: Castle] Argembarger wrote this but he couldn't really rap it So this is Castle on the mic, confounded pony rhymes to spit Collaborative friendship on the pony verses so Now the introduction's over and it's time to start the show For months now I've been watchin' ponies, readin' pony news F-5in' on Eq-Daily, contributin' to the page views Catchin' every bit of content, even stuff Seth missed It ought to just be said that ponies leave me breathless I don't care your age or gender, ponies don't discriminate Everypony wants to know, confounded by the show, why's it so great? Protip; Vector animation, and the writing is top-rate Plus the characters and the storyline'll have you staying late Hasbro and the Faust created this great show we've celebrated And for season two we've waited, all the while haters hated And it has been fully stated; to love ponies we are fated Is it any wonder ponycore is getting elevated? [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 13: CyrilRufus] Time is never better for a lesson in friendship Its hip, its crisp, and I'll never let my ponies slip Hot like Rarity though I'm being kinda tacky Rippin' through the sky, less like Dashie, more like Ditzy Celestia and Luna our goddesses and rulers Show us immortality won't k** your sense of humor Never better, more than ever ponies make me feel good You be hatin'? I'll be waitin' until you do what you should Shut your f**in' mouth or Twilight's gonna have to shout Everypony learning what friendship's all about Ponyville, nice and ill, at the Corner, I get my fill Pinkie Pie's got muffins coolin' on the window sill Not insane, tough to blame, but I'm tired of this game Applejack has got my back and we'll attack until you're in pain Swag grabbed a beat, got Maros to bring the heat Cyril steps to the mic, join the fight, to defeat [Verse 14: GrantTheGersh] Vinyl Scratch up in this club Pinkie Pie bouncy to the ba** from the sub Derpy Hooves munching on some muffin grub Whole place jumpin' to this new rap dub MC Gersh is up in here 'bout to Bring the house down but have no fear, cause When I step up to the mic, everybody gonna cheer So get ridda that frown and come on near Cause ponies are the reason and the Brony Legion That we are all here, so no Trollestia teasin' As I cruise down the aisles all covered in pink Cause I searched for miles to find an Applejack We love and tolerate the worst from the haters So in the words of Rainbow Dash, so long, see ya later! We're all probably white, so what, who cares We all love ponies so put your hooves in the air and say [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 15: DJSmallTalk] Wow, lookin' 'round at all these rappers Yet they forgot the brony that makes it all matter Okay, let me apologize, that sounded pretty mean But hey, I'm Small Talk, one bada** MC So I was sitting at school waiting for the first bell When my friend walked up, he was quite overthrilled He asked me "hey man, I know you like cartoons But ya checked /b/ and /co/? They got somethin' new" He opened up his bag, turned on his laptop Set it on the table for when I looked up "Naw man, I haven't been there for awhile" Saw his new background, a pink pony with a smile I was skeptical at first when he said it was MLP He said "dude, trust me, go home and take a look, see" I watched the first eps right when I got home Now all I can say is I'm glad I found this fandom [Verse 16: TheSweetestBelle] TheSweetestBelle is next and I'm gonna drop a track here Ten seconds flat and the skies are all clear Sonic Rainboom, Dash is kickin' it in high gear Fluttershy's in and she's bringin' a mad cheer Pinkamena Pie, breakin' right on through the fourth wall Rarity's dressed like she's goin' to a royal ball Twilight Sparkle breaks out a teleportin' free fall And Applejack shouts, "let's get this party started, y'all!" Vinyl Scratch is droppin' beats, playin' out her namesake Little Spike is rockin' out and diggin' into party cake Bronies watchin' from the sides, tryin' to find a seat to take Derpy smacks them all around, they're givin' her a headache The guest of honor's trottin' up through the front door Her bada** tones leave you wishin' that you had more A blank-flank now but she's so f**in' hard core Sweetie best pony, do I even need to say more? [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 17: Metajoker] I spend every second watchin' ponies on my laptop I fell right into the awesome pony trap, I'm Clappin', sing along with Winter Wrap-Up I'm going to the Gala, but first I'm gonna rap Sup, I'm a brony, I watch the show, the Best thing I've ever seen on a Dell or a Sony You say that it's gay, but hey, I don't fret If you hatin', I bet you ain't seen it yet You've got a motorcycle? This show's got dragons Ponies on adventures like Bilbo Baggins Yeah, I'm taggin, along for the ride, and Whatever crap I get for it I'll take in stride I'm tolerating, loving the sh** out of you Gotta show the magic that friendship can do Cause MLP is manly sh**, and I could watch it all again in just one sittin' [Verse 18: ProjectFailSing] You never guess what happened to me today One of my homies called and he said to me "hey!" He told me that he was a brony too And his favorite pony has the color blue I said "yeah man, ponies are the sh** And I also like Rainbow Dash quite a bit But the best of the best is Applejack I mean, apple bucking, how cool is that" He looked at me and said "what, Rainbow Dash? She's not the coolest one, she never get my cash I rather like it great and powerful It's Trixie, so magical" "Well, that's like, your opinion, man I'm not that big one of a Trixie fan And I think she looks a little bit like a witch But whatever, dawg, love and tolerance, b**h!" [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 19: Desktop1030] One Zero Three Zero gettin' on this track here All y'all sayin' that these ponies are mad queer Take a step back as I kick it into high gear Flames like Spike, gonna make these letters disappear Show be hoppin' all night, magic like Twilight Never stop to show my sleight, I'm about to bring the fight Haters better watch it, I be Dashin' like Rainbow Don't see me comin' I'ma hit you with this mad flow High speed, low drag, Brony creed; Pony Swag Spittin' hot, never stop, not until we hit the top Canterlot, big shot, pardons for the weak spot Ain't no SB, just another MC Gilda's wanna try me? I've already forseen You gonna be an amputee, you whinin' like Rarity Bronies be my homies, fly like a pegasus All the other phonies never gonna match dis [Verse 20: MovieMajic] Sittin' in my circle, ridin' into Ponyville Brony time, no crime, time to get my pony fill Never still, feeling Pinkie Keen, gotta twitchy tail Derpy Hooves dropping postal items like I exhale Coming down from Cloudsdale like a born pegasus Fluency in being fly, I grab the mic and clear the sky EQD, Ponychan, season one marathon PMV, phew! MLP comsumes my search bar Just try and knock this; haters spew crock myths Parade 'em out of town cause Pinkie Pie's gonna rock it Twilight's learning, Fluttershy's out to play Rainbow flying, Rarity, and apple buck with AJ Season two on the way, season one still hype Friendship as magic as the words I spit in the mic Sorry Nightmare Moon, no eternal night Bronies on an upsurge with no end in sight [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag [Verse 21: Swagberg] This is for my bronies, ain't no phony sh** that they can ferret out, no k**coney O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies sh**, it's all love, every pony's a homie Comely to homely, k**ing 'em in rode- -os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney Sonic Rainboom blowing big up on the Sony Ponies! Don't f** with 'em, you can blow me Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed BLAOW, all my syllables are toasty Equestrian swag, oy, tards, it's a new type No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype Owlicious quill coin bars in the moonlight Cutie mark; six-point star with a boom mic [Verse 22: Ibringdalulz] Eeyup, Lulz bringin', rippin' the track, rewind And bring it back, back with another Rap rapid attack so ya better cover your flank You're pretty exposed, you act an apple and I'll act An Applejack and buck you with my flow There is no other show that can match with this The ponies, the bronies, all around the globe, my homies Goin' easy on the couch watching at home Check the TV, watch the Dashie, blow up that Sonic Rainboom, she does it so easy (so easy!) And now her haters are never hatin' again Man that's some of the most tolerant revenge I've ever seen on the big screen So addicted so I'll watch again And watch it again, and again, and again Rinse my eyes, repeat the rhymes and watch 'em again, them [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) [Break: Mic the Microphone] Wait! There's more. Now, I know what you're thinking; you could only use sixteen bars. But I made this because of you. If you wanna blame anyone for this right now, then I'm going to blame YOU, Lulz, okay, I blame YOU [Verse 23: Mic the Microphone] Sometimes it's kinda hard to find your place Question your sk** and your talent; sadness on your face You wonder if you got the sk** to keep up the pace You bail out cause you're scared; such a big disgrace You stay down cause you're scared of being ridiculed Don't want those voices on the net making fun of you You go to sleep, always wonderin' what ya could've been Had you took a leap of faith and let it really begin Then one day you see a crew makin' somehin' sick You hop on board, feel the beat, start your rhymes and spit And then you see what ya got, people screamin' so loud Wantin' more of your sh**; you're so f**in' proud See that guy once was me, I was scared to d**h Of goin' hard; hesitant, just want to make the bet But here I am with my crew; I feel right at home The Pony Swag, lemme see that I'm never alone [Chorus: Swagberg] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag) Swag swag swag swag Swag swag swag swag