Mark Yakich - Holy Sonnet lyrics

Sometimes the subject matter is hard to pa** up. Take Jesus. He was a very secure artist. He didn't doubt his talent. He never talked About it because it was like having blue eyes. It's now become established fact, however, That his eyes were a dark chocolate brown And that he was perhaps a little gay. Mother Mary herself would mourn such a thing. No matter what you believe, please recall The blood of Christ. At the end of the service, None of it can be left in the goblet. And all Of us should be drunk. As a professional, I can spit-taste one hundred wines in an hour. But if I'm swallowing, I can taste only ten.