Sharks patrol these waters Sharks patrol these waters Don't let your fingers dangle in the water And don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver It won't save you It won't save you Swim for the shores just as fast as your able Swim like a motherf**er, swim! Fast as that the scene shifts to now The ever glorious now the ever present now Drenched in flour and deep-fat-fried And cooled on paper towels and then devoured You know, I spent 15 years in a life raft 15 years in a life raft and now I got something to say Stay in your life boats people Stay in your life boats people It's murder out there, murder out there Sharks patrol these waters Sharks patrol these waters, hey! Don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver It won't save you It won't save you Swim for the shores just as fast as your able, swim!