Pour a pint of cream Upon my spongy bulge! Scoop me with a Hefty spoon; Taste my essence - Do you swoon? Feed your self-esteem; indulge In me until you burst - d**h by syrup sponge - you're cursed! And as the count in inches gain Upon your weary waist, the strain Will tell, but you'll not care - Steeped in sponge, you're unaware!