Mark R Slaughter - Divorce lyrics

The two, paired, double-dared when Love pounced; interfered With once platonic tones. They took it on - married, Carried out the disingenuous play Of white – in church! And so to bed… Climactic screams and moans Regressed from real to fake (and closely after!) Upon the time disaster fell Upon their made-up fairytale; Upon them now a heavy hell To take them through divorce – Why neither showed remorse, We'll never know! Only bitter spite; An eagerness to fight; Why neither was contrite Was such a blow! For hand on heart, they were The caring kinds – Perhaps a clash of minds Had ruined the show? Well actually no – He'd dipped his toe In places where he shouldn't go: Exercising his…er Well, his lady-chasing Swinging parts below!