Mark R Slaughter - Chauvinist lyrics

I'd never really comprehended such a mighty range of Shapes and sizes down behind, it's really rather strange: The bu*tock muscle in a woman, overlaid with fat Is actually such a focal point for men to want to pat Or squeeze, and then to tease her if it's eminently stout, Or even risk a stay in clink to sting it with a clout! After all, we men are tuned to be that way inclined – And tho' our needs are varied, girls, they're all perverse of mind! Best of all, our sacred dream: to see her shed her gown When gliding to the shower for the ritual sponging down. But then alas! With body lathered, oops! she drops the soap; ‘Please! ' we beg her, ‘bend and bare! ' But we can only hope! I'm sure by now you get the picture – like a rule of thumb – That men like me obsess all day about the fairer bum.