Mark R Slaughter - Arrogance lyrics

I'm trouser-bursting fat; I'm gurner ugly – Made in ways I brought upon myself: Jam and cream and high esteem – They melded in together, forever Growing yellow lipid mounds. So this is I, in love with chips – Dripping with dripping – Dipped in dips Of course – My lips enjoy a kiss On greasy tucker; Oily f*cker, Licking the sauce – It makes me high. Now where's the pie? A mouth of this and mash To follow with a rash or two of bacon, Delight of mastication, Drink, then deglutition. Admonition came to mind: tell myself The fattened ba*tard that I am Was dying of an overload of calories, Gorging on the devilries. Ha! You think I care?