[Verse 1: Mark Oliver Everett] My beloved monster and me We go everywhere together Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves Gets us through all kinds of weather [Chorus] She will always be the only thing That comes between me and the awful sting That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean [Verse 2] My beloved monster is tough If she wants she will disrobe you But if you lay her down for a kiss Her little heart it could explode [Chorus] [Outro] La la la la la la la la La la la la la la