Mark Mulcahy - Apartment Murders lyrics

What a creased and wrinkly old thing It's time to iron you up And get you locked away, 'Cause I need a place to stay I need a place like yours To call mine All you do is sign right here on the dotted line Apartment murders Apartment murders They swore that they would not hurt her Apartment for murder And when you hear a noise in your home Well he's coming down the banister He's just another hoodlum, Yeah he's a real stinker Learned his tricks down in Florida And now it's time to run back, And hide your valuables, Oh yeah, and be afraid 'Cause now here it comes, The promise, and it sounds too good To be true Apartment murders Apartment murders They swore that they would not hurt her Apartment for murder