[Verse 1] Why's everybody acting funny? Why's everybody look so strange? Why's everybody look so nasty? What do I want with all these things? [Chorus] I went alone down to the d**tore I went in back and took a Coke I stood in line and ate my Twinkies I stood in line, I had to wait [Verse 2] Why's everybody acting funny? Why's everybody look so strange? Why's everybody look so pretty? What do I want with all these things? [Chorus] I went alone down to the d**tore I went in back and took a Coke I stood in line and ate my Twinkies I stood in line, I had to wait [Outro] Nananana Nanananana Nananana Nananana Nananana Nanananana Nananana Nananana