Mark Hollmann - Don't Be the Bunny lyrics

Cladwell A little bunny in the meadow Is nibbling gra** without a care He's so delightful as he hops for you You say, "Hi, bunny" And he stops for you You pull your trigger And he drops for you Goodbye, bunny-boo Hello, rabbit stew! Get me, boys? Staff You tell 'em, boss! Cladwell Don't be the bunny Don't be the stew Don't be the dinner You have better things to do It ain't no joke That's why it's funny So take your cue Don't be the bunny Don't be the bunny Hope But Daddy, we're talking about people, not animals Cladwell People are animals, Hope dear Hope Animals with huge incisors and big floppy feet? Cladwell Look closely, you'll see them. I do. I see them...everywhere A little bunny at a toll booth He needs a measly fifty cents Our little bunny didn't plan ahead Poor bunny simply hasn't got the bread He begs for mercy, but gets jail instead Hasenpfeffer's in the air As the bunny gets the chair! See the moral, people? Staff Clear as day, boss! Cladwell Don't be the bunny Don't be the dope Don't be the loser You're much better than that, Hope! You're born to pow'r You're in the money! Advice to you McQueen and Fipp In Re: The Bunny Cladwell Don't be the bunny Hope A little bunny at a tollbooth? Cladwell You heard me Hope But Daddy, bunnies don't drive cars Cladwell Oh, don't they?! Hope No, actually, I don't think they do Cladwell Live long enough, Hope dear, you see...many things Hope Even a daughter doubting her father? Cladwell A little bunny in a shoe box He thinks he's found a brand new home So snug and cozy on your closet floor And then you open up your closet door Now what's that bunny in my closet for? With a mallet and some clippers You find out: new bunny slippers! Grasp the message, staff? Staff Right behind you, boss! Cladwell and Staff Don't be the bunny Don't be the shoe You don't get stepped on - Cladwell No, the one who steps is you! Cladwell and Staff You're stepping up To where it's sunny Step on the poor! Don't be the bunny! Don't be the bunny! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!