There's a pile-up on the highway Bodies lying all around There's moaning on the footpath What a horrible sound! Face goes through the windscreen Leg goes through the door I thought I heard somebody scream Couldn't be too sure Now we're moving in slow motion To a piercing steering wheel There's chaos and commotion The whole thing's a bit too real There's a terrifying silence And then transistor noise Noise Must have got a few of the boys And I read it in the morning It was the worst one they'd seen for years And they didn't even see the warning Now they're all mourning Old ladies've got tears in their eyes Pile-up on the highway Anybody going my way? Pile-up on the highway Anybody going my way? Hey! Just a one-inch dedication Saying life can be so cruel Just a one-inch dedication They think you're some kind of fool! Anybody going my way?