I never give my seat up on a train And if the lady don't like it it's a f**ing shame She's got two legs and they are just the same so I never give my seat up on a train The lady's got two legs and they are just the same I never give my seat up on a train even if the lady's got a varicose vain She's got two legs and they are just the same so I never give my seat up on a train