You were going with a skanky 'lil What a shame she wasn't on the pill 'Cause her dad just said he's gonna k** The boyfriend of this skanky 'lil You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be alive You're a lucky man with an ugly wife He went and married this dodgy bird She was 8 months gone I've heard But her daddy went and gave the word You've got to marry this dodgy bird You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be alive You're a lucky man with an ugly wife You're very, very, very, very LUCKY Very, very, very, very LUCKY Said you're very, very, very, very LUCKY Very, very, very, very LUCKY