[Verse 1] Lulu's doing haircuts though I don't think she can see Brendan's found a song to match the pace of his heartbeat Why do I do this? Why do I do this at all? Edward's on the big white telephone to God Charlie's coming onto every person he can touch Why does this happen every time? I dream in Technicolor and live in black and white [Chorus] This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane And no one really cares so let's pretend we're all okay This is not a party it's a hurricane [Verse 2] Roxy's made the call although her boyfriend wants to go Jane's sprawled on the floor and I have lost all self control Why does this happen, why must it be I dream of space and time and wake up in 2D [Chorus] This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane And no one really cares so let's pretend we're doing great This is not a party it's a hurricane [Breakdown] And you're complicated You're complicated You're complicated Why so complicated? But don't lose sleep don't worry about me I'm just fishing for the moon in an artificial sea [Chorus] This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane And I don't really care and I am never gonna change This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane You said we'd never work you said we weren't the same And I don't really care and I don't ever want to change This is not a party it's a hurricane