Slipping and sliding, playing domino Lefting and then righting, ain't a crime, you know Well, I gotta tell a story, boy 'Fore it's time to go Are you ready for the country? Are you ready for me Are you ready for the country? Man, what a sight to see Talkin' to the preacher, said God was on his side Talkin' to a pusher, they both were certainly high Yeah, they gotta tell the story 'cause They don't know the reason why But are you ready for the country Because it's time to go? Are you ready for the country Man, what a sight to see