(bobby braddock, rafe van hoy) I left town two years ago and moved on up to idaho But swore that i'd be back again - pick up where i left off, oh man Grown up s**y texas babies i got back in town tonight Anticipating much delight I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers Chorus: All my old flames have new names There's a lot of girls in town Who tied the knot and settled down I thought i'd start a fire with one of my old flames But they've all got new names My s**y little dirt road sport is now called mrs. davenport My pretty little black-eyed susie's now mrs. susan van der hoosie Rosie who could blow my mind is sister rose on channel nine The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife They don't want to recognize this old familiar face I'm just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days Repeat chorus