I've never been one of those girls With perfect legs and head of curls And 90 minutes every day Spent making themselves that way In Selfrdige's, you see them graze On beauty creams and AHAs And liposomes to keep the skin From cracking up and giving in Acting like I'm just me Acting like that should be enough Isn't where they're at Everything else I see Everything else I do There's always a glamour gap I've queued for loos with Dahni Behr She s**s her cheeks, so debonair Like Barbie, plastic, head to toe And me standing all aglow I sometimes try to imitate These women who exfoliate I paint my lips all kinds of reds I wax my insect-bitten legs