He's not so good in a crowd but when you get him alone You'd be surprised He isn't much at a dance but then when he takes you home You'd be surprised He doesn't look like much of a lover Don't judge a book by its cover 'cause he's got the face of an angel but There's a devil in his eye! He's such a delicate thing but when he's starting to squeeze You'd be surprised He doesn't look very strong but when you sit on his knee You'd be surprised At a party or at a ball I've got to admit he's nothing at all But in a Morris chair, you'd be surprised He doesn't say very much but when he's starting to speak You'd be surprised He's not so good at the start but at the end of the week You'd be surprised On a streetcar or in a train You'd think he was born without any brains But in a taxi cab, and when he starts to grab I say in a taxi cab, you'd be surprised This one's a real danger!