Don't play me no love songs I ain't in love today Don't play me no train songs I ain't goin' away Don't play me no gospel songs the good Lord knows the truth I'm in a real bad mood Don't play me no rock 'n' roll I don't want to dance Don't play me no hillbilly I'm too blue for gra** And that chessy easy listenin' stuff is for elevator fools I'm in a real bad mood I'm in a funk, sunk In a pool of pitiful I got the mange I'm a chain Son, you don't wanna pull You won't cross this old yard dog If you know what's good for you I'm in a real bad mood Don't want no beans and taters Ain't got no appetite And 'em cold store bought tomatoes Lord, they make me want to fight Yeah I want to chew on something I ain't just a little uptight I'm in a real bad mood I'm in a funk, sunk In a pool of pitiful I got the mange I'm a chain Son, you don't wanna pull You won't cross this old yard dog If you know what's good for you I'm in a real bad mood Yeah, I want to chew on something Honey anybody's a** will do I'm in a real bad mood I'd get out of the house if I were you Momma's in a bad mood