When I stole a twig from our little nest And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak I had my balls and my brains put into a vice And twisted around for a whole f**ing week Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash Get a hold of your co*k, get stoned on my hash? Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her s** your co*k? Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dark Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your j**els You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore 'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch? Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch? Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did? You drove my ego to a really bad skid Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh You just tore all our kisses right in half! Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did? You drove my ego to a really bad skid Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said Every time I see your dick I see her c*nt in my bed Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did? Betray my little oyster for such a low bid The whole room was swirling Her lips were still curling Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did? Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did? Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said Why'd you do what you did? Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever With your barbed wire p**y and your good and bad weather Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ... Ah, I feel better now.