[Verse 1] Dumbledore died, The Doctor lied Your favorite TV show got cancelled You don't know in which house you belong Can't sing along to Hank Green's quark song Nobody understands your fandom references They don't know how cool you are You wanna make out with fictional characters And not that creepy guy at the bar [Chorus] If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you [Verse 2] There'll never be another Harry Potter book Your favorite scene was cut out of the movie You keep seeing spoilers everywhere you look Can't get over the d**h of Lupin [Interlude] And Sirius and Tonks and Dobby and Fred and basically every single Game of Thrones character you ever loved... [Verse 3] When your favorite doctor regenerates And your brother makes fun of your crying face When Sherlock jumped he survived But you and your emotions completely died [Chorus] If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you [Bridge] People get lonely, people get sad You're not alone Just eat a slice of pizza, watch a starkid show That'll get you right back in the zone [Chorus] If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you If you're ever feeling blue, pizza's there for you