[recorded sample] Brothers and sisters sometimes you feel like you cant succeed and im here to tell you that you're probably right but if you stay strong everything will be alright [Richard Edwards] Allison's got a crackpot mind She tries to flex it all of the time But it's of no use She's clearly lost her screws She bares her teeth and paints them green She can be a drama queen Shes got no needs she sleeps on trampolines The boys all say she's just a fool But I know that she's so much more She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic Allison's a parable For the risks of being terrible She's 4'2", and crazy as a loon She hops the bar, she keeps it cool She sheds her top in Marshall's pool. The guys make eyes at the naked girl Who's showin' off her tits in a co-ed pool She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic Someone save her from herself Someone save her from herself And get her home Allison's got a crackpot mind She tries to flex it all of the time But it's of no use She's clearly lost her screws The boy's all say she s**ed their dicks She claims that she's a feminist She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic