Margaret Cho - In Transition, "Fresh Out the Big House" (Webisode 1) lyrics

EXT. BUS STOP - LA STREETS - DAY TAWNY KIM, dressed in the same clothes she walked Into prison with 3 years ago, gets on a bus, rides The bus and the gets off the bus. TAWNY (V.O.) Mah name is Tawny Kim. All my life, seems Like people like to judge me. Yeah I did a Lotta d**. Even had a little stroke from Doing too much. What? But that is behind me now. I did my time and today I finally got released. Gonna transition back into society the right way. But I got one thing I gotta take care of first. INT. HALFWAY HOUSE - DAY Tawny rings the buzzer, with a duffel bag over Her shoulder. The door opens to the halfway House manager, MS. CORA, who greets her. She's Hardened and no nonsense. TAWNY Is this the halfway house? I just got off The chain on a 3 year bit. MS. CORA (grabbing her duffle) Gimme that. Ms. Cora takes the duffel bag. TAWNY Damn! I just got out the joint and Already I gotta deal with a heat Wave?! Don't touch my gate money Ms. Cora and Tawny walk inside the halfway house. MS. CORA Look, busy girls. You wanna transition, you go by my Rules. We do a full strip search As well. And cavity check. TAWNY As long as you lube, I don't mind. Don't stop, get it, get it. MS. CORA (not amused) You won't be here at transitional Living long. Broads like you end up back in the Big house pretty quick, get it get it? AIDE It's clean. MS. CORA Ohhh CUT TO: INT. LIVING AREA - DAY Tawny comes into the dirty living room where a few hard Looking GIRLS play poker. TAWNY Where my b**hes at?! She is greeted by FARHONDA JENKINS. They fist bump. CONCHA Tawny. Come here! FARHONDA Ohh, that's right. Fahronda motions for her to join her at a card table Where CONCHA VALENZUELA is seated, still holding cards. Tawny takes a seat. She is dealt in. TAWNY That b**haco at the front desk- She's some real welcome wagon. She'd Better watch her mouth around me. Cuz I'm sick of toothbrush Shanks. I got access to some real Razor blades okay?!!! CONCHA Real blades? I dunno cause supposedly they search... TAWNY I'm keisterin' that sh** real, Real deep. You goin' have to do me An enema later. FARHONDA Yeah I'll do one of my Folgers and champagne enemas TAWNY Then you could lend me A couple baby wipes and I can Sleep like I got crib deaf. She pushes in some peanuts, staring off with the girls. They each push into the pot. Tawny shows a royal flush. The girls groan as she collects her pot. FARHONDA Royal flush? Ain't this b**h Got some luck? Tawny grunts. She a serious b**h when it comes to money. She grabs it all like she's hungry and needs to eat. TAWNY What? What?! FARHONDA The b**h is back with an ace up her sleeve And a spade by her side. That's me - I'm Your spade, n***a. Oh Tawny, lord I've Missed you so damn much. TAWNY Yeah, Kumbaya and all that sh**. It's time go get operational. I need to get me my money! FADE OUT