Marco Polo - Shoot Me In The Head lyrics

[Intro] Self-destruction, I'm headed for self-destruction I'm self-hating, deprecating, I need help of something [Verse 1] I'm like "c*nt, p**y, s*ut, lick twat, lick dick" No, my vocabulary ain't improved one bit I'm the lowest of the lowest life-forms And I make it painfully obvious every time I write songs I'm hated, got liberals begging for the d**h penalty And conservatives wishing my mother aborted her pregnacy I wish my father just put his dick in my mother's mouth And instead of getting pregnant she choked on me and spit me out Kids wanna be me, why you wanna copy this loser? All I do is spit bullsh** immature potty humor You doubting me and not listening when I'm talking You can put my dick in your mouth and rub my balls on your chin Motherf**er done, duck, s**er, run Run Amok, buck, buck, gun, Whodini, hut, hut, one All the other white rappers they can s** my dick In fact all the black rappers they can s** my dick In fact everybody out there you can s** my dick Find me in the basement fighting pitbulls with Michael Vick Now I can say f*ggot, sh**, dick, rape, eat c*nt Ain't no censorship issues here so let's be blunt People never could stand me, I really don't care Will I make some enemies with this record? Hell yeah [Hook] I'm a piece of sh**, I'm a f**ing fat f** Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head I'm a piece of sh**, I'm a f**ing fat f** I'm a f**ing fat f** [Verse 2] Oh yes, I'm a little bit old and a little bit bitter I could have sold more and been a little bit bigger They claimed that I am the next rapper to get slain Come on, shoot me in my head, put a bullet in my fat brain I got explosives, guns, knives, weapons of all types Ninja stars, nunchucks, bats, pipes, looking for fights (This is sh**, can't you talk about something more positive like the environment or something important like politics?) Yeah, sure Bill O'Reilly he would hate my guts, so what? Katie Couric she would hate my guts, so what? Barbara Walters or Whoopi; which one's the dumber s*ut? Keith Olbermann, b**h, could get a knife in his gut Obama nation, the Bushs, the Clintons or 80's Reaganomics It don't matter, the government always be taking your profits The republicans ain't sh**, the democrats ain't sh** What would make you think that either side is ever gonna change sh**? Nancy Pelosi, that b**h crazy Before Obama she was water-boarding terrorists and blowing Dick Cheney Think they was looking for Bin Laden, that's a croc They was looking for him like they looking for the murderers of Biggie and Pac f** this, I ain't talking politics no more Instead I'll walk in your office and sh** on your floor How my crazy a** look spitting political themes? When I ain't even had beef with Bush 'til New Orleans Hmm, strictly spitting that horribleness Anybody that don't like it they can gargle my piss Rugged Man need love I'mma grab Obama with that three trillion dollar budget And head to the strip club I'm the last one they should ever let speak I should save politics for Dead Prez and Immortal Technique [Hook] [Outro]