Marc Shaiman - Stuck Together (Strange But True) lyrics

[HANRATTY] Stop your sobbin' kid, before I shoot Your nose is running on my only suit Who'd of thought I'd share this dance with you Looks like we're stuck together Which is strange but true [FRANK, JR.] Guess you caught me, now the chase is done You must admit I gave you quite the run Mister Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew Looks like we're stuck together Which is strange but true [HANRATTY] Tell Mister Ripley at “Believe It Or Not” [HANRATTY & FRANK, JR.] The show is over and he's all that I got [HANRATTY] Hard to believe it but we're tying the knot today [FRANK, JR.] That's okay [HANRATTY] Frank, thank your public while you're still in your prime They won't be seeing you for quite a long time And after you've paid for your life of crime Well, kid, we'll see what good behavior can do [HANRATTY & FRANK, JR.] ‘Til then we're stuck together Which is strange but true [FRANK, JR. (spoken)] Mr. Hanratty turns out to be as good as his work [HANRATTY (spoken)] Frank was sentenced to fifteen years in prison But was released after seven for good behavior [FRANK, JR. (spoken)] Carl and I became great friends And he even became the godfather to my kids I set up my own security company And paid back every bad check I ever pa**ed [HANRATTY (spoken)] Alright Frank, keep your promise How did you cheat the bar exam? [FRANK, JR. (spoken)] I didn't cheat. I studied! [HANRATTY (spoken)] You're kidding me? I hate this guy, how does he do it! [FULL COMPANY] Hey, Mister Lawyer, Mister Two-on-the-Aisle You never can predict when fortune may smile [HANRATTY] In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition And tell J. Edgar Hoover, “Baby I've gone fishin'!” [FRANK, JR.] If you had read this, you'd have said “No way!” I almost made it look like crime does pay There's lots of folks that I miss every day [FRANK JR. & HANRATTY] But now a new duet has made its debut And now we're stuck together [FULL COMPANY] Oh yeah! [FRANK, JR. & HANRATTY] In and out of luck together! [FULL COMPANY] Oh yeah! [FRANK, JR. & HANRATTY] I'm glad we're stuck together Which is strange but true [FRANK, JR.] Your junior partner came through [HANRATTY] A simple case of monkey see, monkey do [FRANK, JR.] I'm glad to be on your team [HANRATTY] Frank, let's make some bu*ter out of cream