Marc Shaiman - Seven Wonders lyrics

[BRENDA] Frank, why me? I'm just ordinary [FRANK, JR.] Ordinary is beautiful I don't need Paris I don't need a fancy restaurant or a huge orchestra Just some subtle orchestrations I've seen the seven wonders If you give or take a few But all them seven wonders, well They can't compare to you I've been a lot of places Yes, I've travelled near and far But now I know that home is where you are Niagra Falls, a leaky faucet That a plumber oughta fix The Pyramids? They're really just A dusty pile of bricks The Taj Mahal, a fixer upper The Grand Canyon, just a hole The Grand Can*l in Venice An Italian toilet bowl! I've seen the seven wonders If you give or take a few But all them seven wonders, well They can't compare to you I've been a lot of places Yes, I've travelled near and far But now I know that home is where you are [BRENDA] The Aurora Borealis? [FRANK, JR.] Just a nightlight on the Fritz [BRENDA] And Stonehenge? [FRANK, JR.] Just a bunch of rocks [BRENDA] La Brea's tar? [FRANK, JR.] The pits! [BRENDA] How 'bout the Leaning Tower of Pisa? [FRANK, JR.] Looks like something upped and broke [BRENDA] Mount Rushmore? [FRANK, JR.] Someone climb up there and tell them oh it's joke [BOTH] Yes, my travelling days are over Get the check, I'll pay the bill 'Cos I see all the wonders in your eyes Just standing still [FRANK, JR.] The clock's ticking, Brenda I can't- I don't wanna be a doctor forever I wanna make a home--with you I've been a lot of places But I've learned now, near and far There's no need to roam Cause home is where you are [BRENDA] There's no need to roam Cause home is where you are [BOTH] Yes, now I know that home is where you are