Marc Shaiman - Cooties lyrics

They came from way far out in outer space She's hardly missing so they landed on her face She's got cooties, cooties They've found a place to nest She's got cooties, cooties If I were her I'd be depressed Long-tailed, sharp-nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs Oh no, get 'em! In science cla** she's like a walking show-and-tell Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell She's got cooties, cooties Nobody wants to sit by her She's got cooties, cooties She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot Glad I got my cootie shot Come on boys, let's stamp 'em out Cooties, cooties Come on boys Cooties, cooties Cooties, cooties Come on boys Oh, no, no She's got cooties She's just as friendly as can be She's got cooties She shows them cootie hospitality She's got cooties She's like a living twilight zone She's got cooties Uh, can you get Rod Sterling on the phone? Black, white, red, green, every color in between Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo, I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too She's coming! Somebody oughta hose her down, oh yeah Somebody oughta hose her down, yeah, yeah She's got cooties She's just as friendly as can be She's got cooties She'll shows them cootie hospitality She's got cooties This girl will surely catch your eye She's got cooties She surely like to let her freak flag fly Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out Black, white, red, green, every color in between Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too