Marc Gunn & The Dubliners' Tabby Cats - The Mining Ship the Red Dwarf lyrics

The mining ship the Red Dwarf Is careening off into space Three million years its been adrift You're the last of the human race You were frozen in a stasis tube For saving Frankenstein The cat race Grandma was in the hull When it became "Gazpacho" time --chorus-- And it's cheer up MREOOW! How I'm looking now? On the mining ship the Red Dwarf I'm the coolest Cat around I'll have one fish for my breakfast I'll have two fish for my tea I'll learn to fish from the food dispenser Six fish is all I need I wear my suit of gold lamee And earrings like fish bones I spend my day investigating And playing with my Yo-Yo. (Look at my shiny thing) If the despair squid gets his way I may lose my cool and flip Imagine I have buck teeth so big Druids go there to worship Some may say that I'm a shallow guy But the Inquistor knows it's true But an arse like mine is quite divine So have a look or two Here's a health to my man Ace Rimmer Likewise to Frankenstein Here's a health now to that mirror there I can see I'm looking fine My organs are color-coordinated My stomach is feng shui My heart it thumps with a funky beat Like a salsa dance gourmet I'm gonna get you little fishies I'm gonna get you little fish I hope I don't break another tooth In a future echo rift Then I'll play a game called Better Than Life Have a mermaid girlfriend She's top half fish and la** below And tastes good on both ends