Marc Goone - Real Cracker lyrics

[Verse 1] Wake up tie my tie Kiss my wife goodbye White and light green hybrid logo glisten on my ride Sippin grande capicino Using credit never c-notes Only rap music I listen to is childish gambino I'm a a real cracka Got a loft above the city Don't care if her a** fat Long as she got tig ol bitties [Hook] Yo I got granite in my shower (Honkey I'm a real cracker) Hammered at my happy hour (Honkey I'm a real cracker) Watchin real time w bill maher (I'm a real cracker, honkey I'm a real cracker) Yo i only eat organic (Honkey I'm a real cracker) And my housekeeper is spanish (Honkey I'm a real cracker) I put mayo on my sandwich (I'm a real cracker, honkey I'm a real cracker) [Verse 2] Uh, I love froyo But hate hobos I live in Tribeca in soho Got a hybrid and then a volvo Got 5 kids i need a 4 do No polo on my logo But play polo And sip soco With my bro bros I'm like yolo Uh, I hate profanity But uhhh... f** casey anthony Taking xanax in case I'm panicky Going tannin embrace my vanity Hannity and limbaugh Thats the sh** i like My ninja My wife diamond ring On her finga Could buy a whole damn town in India I like yogurt And activia My kids names are ryan and lydia Check my golf clubs, I got 50 bruh My f**in secretary gave me chlamydia (the f** you say?) Uhhh, i'm just kiddin hun [Hook] [Verse 3] Trade my g5 for a lear ho Yup im getting real dough But if im workin too late then my wife give me an earful Never f** with weirdos I don't check mirror tho Follow every stereotype don't that mean i'm real doe? Real cracker, real cracker In the mirror see, a real actor And its weird to me, that real backwards We are scared to be, like fear factor And uh real to me, does not the fit the mold If you fail to be, what they pigeonhole Then they b**h and moan And they don't condone And they say you fake But they a bunch of clones [Hook]