You're a fabulous monster In a sideshow of excess Something like a bearded lady In an elegant Dior dress You've the glamour of a k**er Walking in the shade With your underage criminal lover Who has a grin like a razor blade So stand tall And raise your hand If weird is wild And cute is bland It's a cabaret A variety You're the narcissist An exhibitionist You always understood Ordinary is bad Strange is good You're a silver-tongued devil A chimera and a fool A deviant and a lipstick thief The epitome of cool So stand tall And raise your hand If weird is wild And cute is bland It's a cabaret A variety You're the narcissist An exhibitionist You always understood Ordinary is bad Strange is good Stand naked to the public A nude epiphany You're inter-s** and outer-s** Extreme androgyny So come all you fabulous monsters And all you glamorous freaks Total exhibitionism is the Nature of the beast From the catwalk to the sidewalk Break free from your leash We can marvel at your surface While you hide what's underneath So stand tall And raise your hand If weird is wild And cute is bland It's a cabaret A variety You're the narcissist An exhibitionist You always understood Ordinary is bad Strange is good Let's hear it for the Dog-faced Boy Three cheers for the Alligator Girl We can marvel at your surface While you hide what's underneath Strange is good