Photographic duchess, cousin of the queen I've been infatuated duchess since i knew you had the queen It's the way you move in castle grounds You are the cousin of the queen for christ's sake Duchess i will like you And that says a lot for me I'd like you even better duchess If she died and you were queen Regal by appointment, relation to the queen I thought you were attractive duchess But that clinched it all for me Sometimes you're here at my side And sometimes you travel in time I don't believe that wherever you travel You'd get an a**istant like mine