Manny Sanchez - This Gorilla Is an Eskimo lyrics

[Intro: Showboat Blastoff] Alright a**holes, who likes Alaska, who likes gorillas? Hey bobby tell your mom she owes me a cannoli! [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo Well now your just being foolish you f**ing a**hole This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo My husband does not stand for balogna [Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Everyone gather round check this out Whats under this cloth Ill give you three slaps if you get it wrong Is it bananas to guess that it could be plantains? Well not at all if you get slapped in your f**ing face Settle down settle down ill give you a hint It's a type of ape that only eats fish Now come on gather round lets do this I'll start with the man in the back You with the hammer pants You're a chromasome away from hanging with the trailer trash I know your living lavish 1980's bag phone But whats that gotta do with the questions that I got Its not my fault, its not my fault that's the story of your life That's why you keep getting pa**ed over for promotions Am I right? And if im right just throw your hammer pants way up in the air and wave them round til you shake the crumbs right out your science project underwear So just be a man, wipe that sh** off your hand and take your chance at this microphone stand Come on a**hole, what is this? [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo No way I demand a second opinion This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo Well now your just being foolish you f**ing a**hole This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo My husband does not stand for balogna [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] OOOH Wizards hat with a mountain cat, with your eyes fixed on my huevo sack George Michael called just to touch base and just how your doin Its down to business, tell me what is this Could it be three guys with dog dicks playing Russian roulette, repping their set, pounding moet with bobafett in the back of oprahs private jet O no im not done yet Just like what lisa did to chet, but imagine the balls a bit bigger Sitting at the drive in with the rusty one arm scissor scissor Meanwhile the pilot took a powder bout an hour ago And now the belly of the craft is touching the trees below And yhou can always tell when im lyin when you see my dick Grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow Someone hit me with the cattle prod, im falling off track Lets get back to the fool with the xray vision on my ball bag “hi sir, greetings from the planet planet earth Is that motorcycle helmet made out of nerf? Well come on well come on!! [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo No way I demand a second opinion This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo Well now your just being foolish you f**ing a**hole This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo My husband does not stand for balogna [Bridge: Showboat Blastoff] You can take your chances standing with the balogna But theres a strong possibility you might wind up sitting on the sausage Those are your options Choose as you may He's just a gorilla, or is he? [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo No way I demand a second opinion This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo Well now your just being foolish you f**ing a**hole This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo Just ask anybody, freakin anybody! This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo Grunttttttttt susan lucci This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo Well I know im immortal but im too lazy to find out This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo I just secured funding for a 3rd stargate, put it with the others, uh ch um please, thank you