Mando Saenz - Egg Song lyrics

Well, help me understand this insolence of man Always wants the world upon his tray All I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, river walkin' girl to cook my eggs for me today Well, I don't need no park bench to sit and read the mail That ain't really my idea of fun All I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, river walkin' girl to cook my eggs until they run And Betty Crocker was a pastry topper Said Man, I liked the way she spread herself so free And Aunt Jamima was so so fine Never took much to make her smile at me Well, I don't need no cars or Honduran seed cigars I don't need no hot stock dividend Well little girl she satisfies, she kneeds my dough, makes it rise, she cooks my eggs, she makes me smile my friend And Betty Crocker was a pastry topper Said Man, I liked the way she spread herself so free And Aunt Jamima was so so fine Never took much to make her smile at me Oh tell me baby Am I crazy? 'Cause lately, I've been feeling down and dirty blue Hey, I just realized I'm lucky I'm alive I ain't had breakfast for an hour or two Well, I don't need no cars or Honduran seed cigars I don't need no hot stock dividend Well all I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, river walkin' girl to cook my eggs for me again Well all I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, Betty Crocking girl to cook my eggs for me today