Do you have a pet that you love? Maybe a cat? Maybe a bird? Well me.. mines a dog. You see, us humans don’t deserve dogs. An animal so pure, so full of unconditional love. What would you do for your furry friend?(for the d) I do a lot for the dog. Honestly I live my whole life for the dog. I’d even die for the dog. Take a bullet wouldn’t even cry for the dog. I wake up early for the dog. Gourmet every single meal for the dog. Breakfast, lunch and dinner for the dog. Pumpkin spiced greenies, clean teeth for the dog. Slurp slurp for the dog. Servin up that water double filtered for the dog. I’ll take a walk for the dog. Fresh air so great, twice a day for the dog. 10 blocks for the dog. Break a sweat now I gotta change my socks for the dog. Take a lick for the dog. Throw a stick for the dog. Pick up sh*t for the dog. Banana split for the dog. Cut a b**** for the dog. Nintendo switch for the dog. Fat tips for the dog. Takin’ pics for the d. Made an instagram for the dog. 500k members of the fam for the d. Wash my sheets for the dog. Gotta keep it really crisp and clean for the dog. Stay employed for the dog. So I can buy new toys for the dog. I’m overjoyed for the dog. Saying things like “who’s a good boy” for the dog. Make a splash for the dog. I put him in the bath rub a dub for the dog. Brushin manes for the dog. Gather up the fur toupee for the dog. Unclogging drains for the dog. So much fur, I’m insane for the dog. Washing balls for the doggg.