Malvina Reynolds - Somewhere Between lyrics

On Monday I think I'm a sinner, On Tuesday I think I'm a saint, On Wednesday I don't know what I am, But I know that a saint I ain't. Chorus: Somewhere between the good and the evil, Somewhere between the right and the wrong, Somewhere between the kind and the mean, Somewhere between is where I belong. On Monday I'd steal from a baby, On Tuesday I'd give you my shirt, On Wednesday I lie on my couch and moan, 'Cause my conscience is doing me dirt. (Chorus) On Monday I rail at my kinfolk, On Tuesday I'm gentle and good, On Wednesday I wonder, and count every blunder, And wish that I knew where I stood. (Chorus) If I could just peek at the record, I'd know if it's mucky or clean, I'd know if I'm destined for heaven or hell, Or to float like a bird in between. (Chorus)