Malvina Reynolds - The Pets lyrics

I have a doggie, his name is Dolally, O Dally Dolally so faithful and true. He lives upon flipfloppers, gollywhoppers and sodapoppers, And that makes him hop around like gra**hoppers do. Chorus: We love our pets, yes we do, we do. When they go (Woof! Woof!) They're talking to you. I have a kitty, her name is Miss Feedle Faddle, O fit feedle faddle, foot feedle faddle, fair as a rose. She lives upon livers, and mousey come hithers, And that's why she slithers wherever she goes. (Chorus) (Meow! Meow!) I have a birdie, his name is MacMurdie, O wing-feather and tail-feather and top-feather so bright. He lives upon prinkles, and pink periwinkles, And that's why he twinkles from morning till night. (Chorus) (Tweet! Tweet!) I have a donkey, his name is Old Klonkey, O hip hoppity, klip kloppity, all over town. He lives upon thistles, and tin penny whistles, And that's why he whoops like a merry-go-round. (Chorus) (Eeaw! Eeaw!) I have a barnacle, his name is McGonigle, O wish washery, slish sloshery, under my boat. He lives on the boring of old teakwood flooring, And when he is snoring he can't sing a note. We love our pets, yes we do, we do. When they go (Snore) They're sleeping, of course!