Captain, promise me that we won't fall from the sky 'Cause they keep saying that there's nothing wrong But I can't see it in their eyes I feel like a pretzel drinking five-buck champagne Forget your airline, I'm taking the train This is way too high, high for me I don't like to fly, this high in the air I'm clinging to my tiny window seat that I can't leave k**ing time with boring magazines That I've never cared to read And I wish the sky would suddenly clear 'Cause I can't stand the ring in my ears This is way too high, high for me I don't like to fly, this high in the air And I'm insecure once I get onboard 'Cause I feel for sure I will plunge to my d**h Please don't leave me here where I can't walk on solid ground Pleasant lady what are you smiling for? Don't sell me headphones while I'm throwing up High, high for me I don't like to fly this high in the air