Pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes Pubes everywhere I throw them in the air Sometimes I like to plait them on my book of holy prayer They stick to my ceiling And they stick to my floor But oh they are so heavenly I wish I had some more It's raining pubes So grab your b**bs Get over here and bite me if you're feeling in the mood Some pubes are blonde Of those I'm fond So come along with me to the chapel and beyond They're fluffy and divine They cover your vagine I stick them in my yummy gla** of Californian wine I sent some to the nunnery But somehow they were not too please Especially the nun with maple syrup urine disease It's raining pubes So grab your b**bs Get over here and bite me if you're feeling in the mood Some pubes are blonde Of those I'm fond So come along with me to the chapel and beyond Pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes Pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes It's raining pubes So grab your b**bs Get over here and bite me if you're feeling in the mood Some pubes are blonde Of those I'm fond So come along with me to the chapel and beyond It's raining pubes So grab your b**bs Get over here and bite me if you're feeling in the mood Some pubes are blonde Of those I'm fond So come along with me to the chapel and beyond