[Verse 1] The following is a true story Only the names have been changed To protect the guilty Well I left my job in my home town And I headed for the smoke Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand Going to get to the top Nothing's going to stop us, no nothing So if you've got the money, we've got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you've got the dollar, we've got the song Just want to boogie woogie all night long Yeah boogie I got holes in my shoes I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks I can't get no sleep I'm trying to make a million And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well they used to be blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean But I've got a Mamma who's a hummer Just keeping me alive While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys She's working 9 to 5 She knows her place that woman Just you wait One of these days see me driving round town In my Rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down My bottle of booze, no summer time blues Shouting out, "Ma, look at me" In my rock 'n' roll voice [Chorus 1][x2] No it ain't no fun, yeah Waiting round to be a millionaire No it ain't no fun Waiting round to be a millionaire Do you believe me It ain't no fun, no Waiting round to be a millionaire It ain't no fun, (I don't care what they say) Waiting round to be a millionaire Drive a Rolls Royce car No it ain't no fun, and you know it Waiting round to be a millionaire No, no, no, no , no, no, no No, ain't no fun Waiting round to be a millionaire [Bridge] "Hey Hello Howard, how are you doing? "Next door neighbor?" "Oh yeah... Get your f**ing jumbo jet off my airport [Chorus 1]