Malachi Crunch - The At&t Song lyrics

So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their ads Y'know, I use the phone a lot for my home business And I wanna get the best deal I can So I opened up the phone bill ... I swear to god I thought it was a typo I mean, where are the big savings??? If you come back now, we'll switch you for free I had some problems with my bill So I called up them up I wanted to ask them some questions Y'know, talk about my bill They put me on hold I couldn't even talk to a person I mean who has time for this? If you come back now, we'll switch you for free So I was changing this light bulb And the phone rings Down the ladder I come And they ask me if I want to switch phone companies Promise me big savings I asked them hey can you put it in writing? And they wouldn't Why would I change from AT&T? If you come back now, we'll switch you for free So I hooked up with the other guys But it just wasn't the same quality as I was used to Y'know, with AT&T But I thought it would be too expensive to switch back Then I found it it doesn't cost anything Now I'm sorry I ever left If you come back now, we'll switch you for free I dialed Phoenix and I kept getting Fiji Sooganakapeeci! What? So I dialed again. Sooganakapeeci! So I called the operator and tried to get credit for the call. I'm sorry sir, you're not dealing with AT&T Well I am now! If you come back now, we'll switch you for free