Mal Webb - Waterbear lyrics

I wish I were a waterbear Then I'd be comfy anywhere In a vacuum, boiled or frozen Centuries of happy dozing Pressure never leaves you in despair When you're a waterbear I wish I were a waterbear Politically so unaware No more fashion, pain or gain 'Cos with a microscopic brain Your heaven is a clump of moss to share When you're a waterbear I wish I were a waterbear A mighty mite with time to spare Never have to prove your worth A minor impact on the Earth And little need for water, food or air That's why I really want to Be a waterbear.....(sing along!)