My bike doesn't have titanium toeclips My bike doesn't have a seven gram frame My bike's mainly held together with blue tac My bike's name is particularly lame Chorus: But my bike's got a nice packrack Bright and shiny and new It really has a very nice packrack To carry my love to you My bike's tyres look like barbecued sausages My bike's seat is infested with ants My bike's ten speed but only one's working My bike's chain keeps eating my pants, but... Chorus My bike's given me a muddy back guarantee My bike ought to get the "No bell" prize My bike's brakes break and fail to stop braking My bike's a wheelbarrow in disguise, but... Chorus