Mal Blum - Valentine's Day lyrics

I'm hungover It's valentine's day morning What a perfect day to continue my courting of you We've been dating for so long I love you And in the local d**tore I feel a bit like moses Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses If I'd only known what you were up to or who Cause I got you the paper, I got you the news I got you some of that Odwalla green juice That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you But haven't you seen the paper haven't you seen the news Now there's something I've got to say and I've got to Say it to you What do you send when flowers just won't do? Let's stop cheating on each other This valentine's day I came over to borrow a loofah How was I to know you would be schtupping her? I guess it's kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya I know Don't get me wrong I mean I know you're an aries And you've got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds I think I like it but I like it because On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent myself from Dealing with my real issues Let's stop cheating on each other ‘cause the community Isn't that big And they will always find out Let's stop cheating on each other And just break up right now I mean, I'm not even thirty yet I'm not even 25, or 24 or 23 But I'll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me Don't get me wrong I'm not opposed to being poly But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else! Stop cheating on me! Let's stop cheating on each other Let's stop cheating on each other Let's stop cheating on each other And happy valentine's day